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I wish I was a glow worm,
for a glow worm's never glum.
'cause how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines out your bum!
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!

Birdy Birdy, in the sky,
what you doing in my eye?
It tastes like sugar, it feels like soup,
Oh My God, it's birdy poop.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
not in a cage but laughing at you...

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